The man says, "I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries." The little boy looks up at the man and says, "I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries." I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. The boy asks him what he's going to do with all that cow poop. " The pirate said, "Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook." A little boy is walking down the country road one day when he comes across a man who has a truck load of cow manure.
The pirate had a wooden leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. " I replied, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." Then the voice asked, "Can I come over?
's Marnie Simpson holds back spilling even her grossest sexual secrets. Who can forget her pal Scotty T's even-grosser story last year? "I was shagging this lass - standard - and I followed through. At the same time she is still going, I got the sheet and started wiping my arse.
Remember that time she very earnestly said that she loved Lewis Bloor for more than his "exceptionally large penis"? After that, right, I'm kicking the sheet off the bed."When I finished, I stood up.
I mean, pooping is a super basic human activity–so when it’s not working the way it should, it’s really awful.
I have recently had quite a few patients who are having difficulty evacuating their bowels.